PUMP-A-DUMP
[Model Number: SI-18]

These "special ingredients" are just what you may need in some "special situations". Manufactured under contract by DSG Laboratories to fulfill the occasional unusual operational requirement of CIA and other federal agents, these products are now available for non-governmental sale. Use only with utmost discretion.

This pump aerosol unit emits a mist so foul and disgusting that it can nearly knock you over. It utilizes a proprietary military-grade putricant that produces an incredibly vile stench of human waste material. Despite its revolting potency, it is non-toxic and will disappear on its own within a day or so. For best effect deploy in low ventilated interior areas. 1 fl. oz.